Week 1 Ballot
Judge last week. Pick this week. Locks Thursday at kickoff.
1. Turd of the Week
Who embarrassed themselves most last week? Each card shows their result, what their pregame win chance was, and how much of their best lineup they actually started.
2. Lineup Crime
The dumbest start/sit call, computed from the real box scores. Tap the worst one.
3. Best Laugh of the Week
The lines that got the most HAHA reactions in the chat this week, with the setup so you remember it. Quiet week with nothing funny? The question swaps out and the column roasts the league for going silent.
4. Your Picks
Tap a winner in every matchup, star one as your Lock. Odds are based on each roster's BEST available lineup, so an unset lineup does not hide a team's strength. They keep updating until Thursday lock, and you can change your picks any time before then.