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Week 8 verdicts

The league has spoken

8 of 12 ballots counted. Kuzu, We Did Not Care, Team IR, Maybe Nix Year skipped, which by house rule counts as a vote for themselves.

๐Ÿ’ฉ Turd of the Week

Kuzu and Team Fiddy and Team IR (tie)

2Kuzu
2Team Fiddy
2Team IR
1Darth Kanaka
1King Ethaniel
1Laces Out
1Maybe Nix Year
1Skibidi Rizzler Deez Nuts
1We Did Not Care

๐Ÿšจ Lineup Crime

GUILTY: Team Fiddy started DK Metcalf (1.4) over Adonai Mitchell (27.2) on the bench

3 votes ยท 25.8 pts lost

Team IR started Michael Penix Jr. (-1.9) over Trevor Lawrence (19.4) on the bench

3 votes ยท 21.3 pts lost

Darth Kanaka started Jalen Coker (9.6) over Emmett Johnson (25.3) on the bench

2 votes ยท 15.7 pts lost

๐Ÿ˜‚ Best Laugh

After Nick declared his season cooked over Lamar's thumb injury

โ€œIโ€™ll be sitting with my Lamar injured thumb up my butt.โ€

Nicholas Willke ยท 7 votes ยท WINNER

After Jeff's 'Justin Turdbert throws another pick'

โ€œToo much Beerโ€

Travis Nai'ole ยท 1 vote

๐Ÿ”ฎ Week 9 picks

5/6Daejon Love
5/6Darth Kanaka
5/6Maye Day Saquon
5/6ShOGuN
4/6King Ethaniel
4/6Laces Out
4/6Skibidi Rizzler Deez Nuts
2/6Team Fiddy

Who picked what

Daejon Love vs Team Fiddy

Daejon Love : 7 โœ“Team Fiddy: 1

We Did Not Care vs Team IR

We Did Not Care: 6 โœ“Team IR: 2

ShOGuN vs Skibidi Rizzler Deez Nuts

ShOGuN: 8 โœ“Skibidi Rizzler Deez Nuts: 0

Darth Kanaka vs Maybe Nix Year

Darth Kanaka: 6Maybe Nix Year: 2 โœ“

Kuzu vs King Ethaniel

Kuzu: 2King Ethaniel: 6 โœ“

Laces Out vs Maye Day Saquon

Laces Out: 3Maye Day Saquon: 5 โœ“

Season pick accuracy

1Skibidi Rizzler Deez Nuts38/48
2Maye Day Saquon28/362 DNV
3Daejon Love 31/421 DNV
4Darth Kanaka34/48
5ShOGuN33/48
6We Did Not Care28/421 DNV
7Laces Out24/362 DNV
8Maybe Nix Year10/185 DNV
9Kuzu15/303 DNV
10King Ethaniel20/421 DNV
11Team Fiddy6/185 DNV
12Team IRno picks8 DNV

DNV is Did Not Vote, and it stays on your record all season.

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