Week 2

We Did Not Care Just Dropped 181, and Everyone Else Should Panic

JSN went off for 42.5, King Ethaniel left 38 points on the bench again, and the league voted a literal tie for Turd of the Week. Get in here.

Week 1

Kawika Fires the First Shot, Jeff Benches His Own Champions

Week 1 gave us a 68 point blowout, a 0.64 point nail biter, and a Seahawks fan who benched the actual Seattle Seahawks. Somebody explain that last one.